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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 02:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

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Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

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Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

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Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

Why was Cars 2 so bad?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

Still no good.

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Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

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